I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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