respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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