What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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