why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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