Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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