why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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