Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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