Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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