And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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