"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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