idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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