does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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