We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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