I skipped work to stalk him.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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