I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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