god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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