im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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