I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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