you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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