if i can run in heels then i can drive
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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