I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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