just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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