i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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