Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
How external is "for external use only"?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
