i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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