I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize