Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
The uberlube is also flammable
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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