I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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