the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
the raccoons are back...
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