I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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