if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I love you. Go after that dick
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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