WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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