fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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