Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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