I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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