I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
do herpes really smell.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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