Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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