her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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