If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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