Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I've blown a few things in my day
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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