if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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