Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Vodka?
Forever.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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