Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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