I wish I only lived at night.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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