i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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