Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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