I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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