I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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