problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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