it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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