He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
