u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
