Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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