I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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