I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
