just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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